So, my friend, here’s the situation. I recently found out about something called a dildo, which is a sex toy for adults, Penis Rings and I’m not even a teenager yet! I heard that it’s pretty common for adults to buy these, and I was curious about buying one for myself, but I was pretty sure I wouldn’t be able to because of my age. I asked my older brother about it and he was adamant that I not even think about it and that I should steer clear of those sorts of things until I’m an adult. I could tell he was worried about me getting into any kind of trouble so I agreed, reluctantly.
I was thinking about other ways to get one without breaking any laws. A lot of the conversations about it on the internet seemed weird and shady, so I didn’t trust them very much. Everyone seems to know something, and yet nobody seems to know few facts.
I decided to try and figure out where someone could buy a dildo without getting into any legal trouble and without getting the wrong kind of attention.
At first, I didn’t even know how to begin my search. I mean, I could’ve just walked up to an adult store and asked for one but that doesn’t sound like the wisest move. So, I started to search online, and there are some really discreet retailers that can ship your item to you in a box without any indication of what’s inside.
I compared prices from the different retailers and shipped only from the ones that looked reputable. I wanted to make sure I wasn’t buying any knockoffs and sex toys actually getting something that was worth the money. I chose a simple, flesh-colored one with no special features since I had no idea what I was actually getting myself into.
Naturally, I had a lot of questions, so I decided to read up on the subject. I found out that the material is really important and you should check if it has an FDA certification. This enables you to stay away from any phony products or hazardous materials.
I also read about different sizes and shapes and that gave me more options to choose from. Reading user reviews was also a great way of figuring out which ones might be better than others and which ones to avoid.
This all felt so weird to me and I remember feeling so self-conscious when I went to buy it with my own money. However, I reminded myself that I wasn’t doing something wrong and that mature adults do this kind of stuff all the time.
The more I read, the more curious I became, so I bought some instructional books to give me more information. Most of them had pretty good advice and I started learning more about safe use and different techniques.
I also asked around a few of my older, trust worthy friends about where they liked to buy theirs and what kind of material they prefer. It was almost like being in a secret club, and it felt so cool to be talking to my fellow dildo buyers!
I decided to experiment with the one I bought to figure out how exactly I wanted to use it. I learnt how to use lubricants and find the right angles that gave me maximum pleasure. It took time to adjust, but by the end, I was enjoying it and realised why people like using these kinds of toys.
Now, I’m no longer scared of exploring my sexuality as an adult. I understand now that this was all part of growing up and I am glad I took the time to research more about how to buy a dildo undercover and that I was mature enough to find out how to use it responsibly.