Pranking with a dildo? Can you imagine?! Believe it or not, it’s not as hard as you might think.
First of all, you need a dildo – one that’s preferably big enough to leave an impression. The satisfying twinkle in the eye of your victim is worth it. Once you’ve got your tool of pranking, you need to come up with an original way to use it. Here are some of my favorite prank ideas involving dildos.
The first time I ever pranked with a dildo was to put it in my friend’s locker. To do this, you need to make sure you know the combination. Then, when your friend opens their locker, the dildo rolls out. I don’t know if I was happier than them when they saw the dildo, or if my heart was beating faster!
Another hilarious prank involving dildos is to leave them around your house strategically. For instance, you can hang one from a shelf on your living room wall. When someone comes to visit, you can challenge them to figure out why it’s there. I can guarantee you they’ll be puzzled, then they’ll burst into laughter!
There are some other creative pranks you can do with dildos – but they’ll require a bit more preparation. For example, you can blow up a giant inflatable dildo and place it strategically in the garden or the porch to surprise your friends and neighbors. Or, you can turn it into a balloon and fill it with helium, and drop it from a tall building.
One particularly fitting prank is to turn some of your dildos into makeshift sculptures or decorations. You can cut them in funny shapes, make a curtain from a whole bunch of them, or even make a giant dildo snowman for your lawn. I promise you, this is a prank your neighbors will never forget.
The possibilities for pranking with dildos really are endless. With a bit of creativity and imagination, you can make your prank style unique and tailored to the taste of your victim! One final advice: if you ever prank with a dildo, make sure you get ahold of your victim first, so they don’t injure themselves in surprise. Trust me, you don’t want that!