So, has anyone ever swallowed a dildo? Wow, that’s a question! I guess not many people have had this experience, or are willing to share it. But you know what? When I was younger, I did! It was one of the most memorable (yet gross) experiences I ever had.

It all began with me and my friends at a sleepover a few years ago. We were really bored and concocted an idea to find something to liven up the night. Meanwile, I had just been to a novelty shop and got myself a really weird rubber dildo – not that I knew what it was at the time. I mean, I didn’t know it was a dildo! It just looked like an odd little toy.

So I thought it would be really funny to swallow it. I mean, who wouldn’t? In my defense, my friends egged me on and I didn’t think it through properly. It seemed to be a totally harmless prank. But boy, was I wrong!

I tried and tried to swallow the dildo, vibrators but it just wouldn’t go down. I stuck it out for as long as I could before finally giving up. I started to cry from frustration and in that moment, my friends felt really bad about it.

That’s when it dawned on me – maybe I should give it a second go. If I cut the dildo into smaller pieces and wash it off, there would be less turning and sliding to get it down. So that’s what I did. I washed the dildo, cut it into tiny pieces and successfully swallowed each one.

The feeling afterwards was crazy! I felt disgusted, nauseous and violated but I still laughed at my accomplishment. I was so relieved that I was able to actually do it, and sex toys proud of myself for pushing through the hard bits.

It’s now been a few years since then and I still talk about it. I never thought I’d swallow a dildo and not only that – live to tell the tale. Nowadays, I’m a much more informed individual and know that I could have put myself in serious jeopardy with my stupid actions. I’ve since become more mindful of my decision-making and take my health and safety seriously.

Despite that, I’m still kind of thankful for that experience. It really shaped who I am today and made me much more resilient. It was a wild story to tell, and still makes me laugh.