I recently typed in the words “Jake Orion Dildo” into my browser’s search bar. I was expecting to find a whole slew of results but instead, what I ended up with was…nothing. Blank pages, old news stories about a band with the same name, and sex dolls absolutely no mention of the sex toy I wanted so badly.
I couldn’t believe it! Everywhere I had read about the Jake Orion Dildo, people were raving over it. It was supposed to be one of the best on the market; even the most seasoned sex toy collector swore by it! So now, here I am – with nothing to show for my search bar trawling.
I’m not sure why there’s nothing about it on the internet. Although I’m pretty sure it was being sold at some point, my search results still yielded no definitive answers. I mean, surely someone out there must have something to say about it?
After a bit of digging around, I found out that there are a few shops around the world where you might still be able to find the elusive Jake Orion Dildo. However, in the past, these shops had limited availability and most only sold it in very sporadic periods. So that’s probably why I’m not able to find one online anywhere.
So, am I ever going to get my hands on one of these amazing sex toys? Probably not anytime soon. But I can still hope, right? At least I know I can trust the reviews I’m seeing about it. For now, I guess I’m just going to have to look elsewhere for my toy needs.
That’s just the way it is with these kinds of things, I guess. There are as many shortages as there are supplies. But it’s really disappointing, all the same. Just when I thought I was finally going to get my hands on what could have been the best dildo ever.
There have been plenty of times where I was absolutely sure I’d found the perfect toy.But without the availability or reliable information, it’s almost impossible to feel certain that I’m making the right decision. Not to mention that without trying it out for myself first, it’s hard to get an accurate idea about how good a toy really is.
I’ve found that it’s best to just trust my gut in situations like these. I’ve got a pretty good idea about what I like and don’t like in a toy, so I usually end up making the right decision anyway. I just wish that it was easier to find what I want, you know? Sometimes it’s like the universe is looking down on me and thinking “nah – not this one, girl!”